Mike Horne. To me, he's one of the most cynical, well educated, deceiving, believable, "hey I can make you feel like an asshole in half a second" bastard type of guy. Although he does have a soft side, you just gotta know where to look. You wouldn't know it though with that fuckin' goddamn little black stick on his keychain that hurts like a bitch...Aliases- Mike, Mikey, Skeptic, Spider and Spider Monkey. Famous saying- "Oh my god you suck!" or actually "Oh my god Daniel you suck!" or "Actually the PP7 is a German pistol." Most likely to succeed in- Somehow managing to change history and switch Adolf Hitler with a long ago decsendant of his.
